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Look, we are at this point HOURS AWAY from the winter break. Please do not make me consider the possibility that Earth has two moons. I mean, it actually makes sense, in that the one moon we see all the time is A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT CLEARLY CANNOT PULL ITS WEIGHT, but really, I'm SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I just… can't.
The moon is to chicken to fight you one-on-one, like a real moon.
@Dave Bry "COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MOON!"
(sorry)
I hate articles like this. Screaming headline: "The Earth has TWO MOONS!!1!1". Text of article: sometimes small rocks end up in orbit around the earth. Just plain dumb.