Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
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Stupid Moon Might Actually Be Two Stupid Moons

Look, we are at this point HOURS AWAY from the winter break. Please do not make me consider the possibility that Earth has two moons. I mean, it actually makes sense, in that the one moon we see all the time is A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT CLEARLY CANNOT PULL ITS WEIGHT, but really, I'm SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I just… can't.

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Dave Bry (#422)

The moon is to chicken to fight you one-on-one, like a real moon.

C_Webb (#855)

@Dave Bry "COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MOON!"
(sorry)

SeanP (#4,058)

I hate articles like this. Screaming headline: "The Earth has TWO MOONS!!1!1". Text of article: sometimes small rocks end up in orbit around the earth. Just plain dumb.

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