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In a poignant demonstration of how the emptiness at the center of American life has resulted in a yearning so desperate for any kind of connection with which to fill that gaping void, a whole bunch of people showed up early today at the train station for the opening of an electronics store.
They know there are other Apple stores, right?
@deepomega And that they already own all the current Apple products?
Some number of those people are just unlucky enough to be embarking or disembarking from a train, right?
Stay there and occupy!
I don't know about you, but I like to fill my existential void with fondue.