Monday, December 5th, 2011
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Sexting Is Natural Self-Selection

Of the 43 million U.S. citizens who are between 10 and 19, only about 3 million have received naked pictures from someone by cellphone, survey says. And only a million of them have sent naked pictures of themselves or took naked photos of others to send! All this talk about sexting and that's all that's going on? That's about the usual carve-out for "people who will never hold elected office or teach or be lawyers," generationally speaking, so no need to work about the sexting epidemic. This is why you're supposed to have 3 or 5 children, so a couple of them can drop out along the path to success, due to sexting or disease.

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Did not need to see that, thanks. Nice analysis though. Happy Monday! and fa la la la la.

zidaane (#373)

Where is the penis-recognition software everyone is clamoring for?

With proper vaccinations, we could eliminate juvenile sexting by 2020.

I'm disturbed that I recognize who's in the photo.

deepomega (#1,720)

@dinosaur_senior It's the world's worst supervillain, Neckulon.

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