Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Family Dresses Funny

You could view this report as the heartwarming tale of a family brought together by its tradition of dressing up in comical holiday outfits, yearly proof that despite the passage of time and the differences that come between us as we grow and change, Christmas stills retain the magic of our earliest childhood memories, when all was wonder and joy. In fact, that is exactly how I suggest you view it, because the alternative—the story of a group of adults held hostage by a megalomaniac matriarch whose need to humiliate her spouse and offspring on a yearly basis is probably driven by resentment and regret over the paths her life never took while she gave up the best years of her life to her family—is just too grim to contemplate. And too real.

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jolie (#16)

"Lately I have been thinking man, now I really want a drink."

disquiet (#332)

I love you Alex Balk. I logged in to say this.

lovelettersinhell (#13,711)

I find your headspace terrifying.

saythatscool (#101)

I think you're mom needs to start dating again, Alex.

That's all I'm saying.

Rod T (#33)

Or? Why do fat people wear things that make them look fatter?

MollyBloomberg (#1,169)

@Rod T I thought the Christmas bulbs were quite slimming.

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