Thursday, November 10th, 2011
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Stephen King and Errol Morris Agree to Kill Hitler


Mr. King: If you could go back and stop Hitler or something like that, you would, wouldn’t you?

Mr. Morris: Would I stop Hitler? Yes.

Mr. King: Yes, sure you would.

Mr. Morris: My mother’s dead, but I think my mother would be proud of me.

Mr. King: But, of course, she wouldn’t know who Hitler was. Because he would have been totally whisked off the stage.

And there you have it. If you don't recognize the picture of Hitler, it's because they've already done it.

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jfruh (#713)

I keep meaning to write a novel about how an innocent young Austrian artist becomes increasingly paranoid and anti-Semitic because all these time-travelling Jews keep trying to murder him.

deepomega (#1,720)

@jfruh You can call it "His Struggle."

@jfruh OH MY GOD PLEASE DO THAT.

exitclov (#7,595)

@jfruh This is all because of Misfits and Doctor Who, right?

skywalker (#240,350)

This will be cool go for it I will use it. Thank You Business

deepomega (#1,720)

How have I never noticed that Hitler basically looks like a janitor?

NFK (#8,747)

How have I never noticed that a Hitler-stache would easily meet U.S. Army grooming standard regulations?

"…no portion of the mustache will cover the upper lip line or extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from the corners of the mouth. "

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