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Get Ready for 2012! The Last Calendar You'll Ever Need
The last calendar you'll ever buy should be a great one! Cabinet's pretty "The Last Calendar" documents throughout 2012 all the many dates in history when the world was and is proclaimed to end. Just $15! How can you not?
"you, doomed reader…"
(hooray!)
I, for one, recognize no apocalypse but the One True Apocalypse of X-Day, which will come on July 5, 1998.
I can also recommend John Hodgman's page-a-day-calendar-slash-book, That Is All, for all your apocalyptic date-noting needs.
Hmm.