If the war on drugs ever ends, it will be so that students at Bennington don't need to have awkward interactions with drug dealers in order to get high.
I kind of want to know more about the "storified" thing.
How does one "storyfy" something?
I feel like a food processor must be involved, set on "pulse".
Everything I know about dealing drugs at Bennington I learned from The Secret History.
JR's daughter went to Penn. But anyway, the important thing is he was able to insert himself into someone else's pointless tale of misery.
@My Number Is My Address I am so glad you know where Joan Rivers' daughter went to college. No, seriously. I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC
Oh, Roo! You shouldn't swing on Tigger's tale!
Can we talk?
This seems like a really roundabout way of cutting and pasting something, but who am I to stand in the way of progress.
Tell me more about this "Joan River," Mr. Ellis.
@Mr. B For starters, it's chilly and cold.
@Mr. B "Joan Wilder? THE Joan Wilder?"
#WHAT DRUG DEALER PLAYS FLEETWOOD MAC
@zidaane To be fair it was "Tusk".
How are drug dealers like writers? They're always selling somebody out.
Campus drug dealer is generally a 3 year appointment.
drug dealers and literary royalty on bucolic, small, private liberal arts institutions are so fucking romantic …
If the war on drugs ever ends, it will be so that students at Bennington don't need to have awkward interactions with drug dealers in order to get high.
@deepomega The real victims
If my math is correct, this would have placed Theo Huxtable at Bennington at the same time, had he not chosen to go to NYU instead!
I kind of want to know more about the "storified" thing.
How does one "storyfy" something?
I feel like a food processor must be involved, set on "pulse".
was this before or after the "dress to get laid" party?
#vermont #college #underwatrbasketweavingt
And the moral of this story is: Bret Easton Ellis is gross.
That seems to be the moral of a lot of stories.