Monday, October 24th, 2011
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What's The Deal With Moon Doody?

What happened to the doody that astronauts left on the moon? NASA wants to know. So do I! Hopefully it became some kind of genetically-altered doody monster whose sole mission is to eat the moon piece by piece until it disappears completely. But enough about my dreams.

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deepomega (#1,720)

It's the perfect… blog post!

Phil Koesterer (#2,708)

Does Balk's hatred of the moon have an origin story?

Phil Koesterer (#2,708)

@assembledwrong I clicked on the tag, too. I wanna know the origin of the hatred.

assembledwrong (#13,310)

@Phil K. Does one really need to hate the moon? It's cold, lifeless, boring, ugly, acne-riddled, kind of a pushover (but with a passive aggressive streak. Example: We walked all over it and it still reminds us it can screw with tides.), and, most importantly, it is not made of wensleydale cheese.

There are too many reasons to choose a reason, unlike, say, a hatred for football, lamest sport in creation.

"The crews put their feces bags, urine bags, food containers, their clothes, in a bag and would jettison that out of the hatch"

So, sort of like leaving an SEC game tailgate?

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