Monday, October 10th, 2011
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"Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Undersecretary Carlo Giovanardi said the government will study if it’s feasible to conduct drug tests on stock- exchange traders, with the help of the Milan Bourse and the country’s market regulator. Giovanardi, who is in charge of family policy and drug prevention, said that the abuse of drugs including cocaine might explain part of recent stock volatility."

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

I would have said Adderall, but yeah.

That's great, but I'm wondering if there's some way to force the freaky old lady who embroiders my jeans to submit to a drug test.

kneetoe (#1,881)

I, for one, am pretty sure the drugged up Italian stock exchange traders are what's wrong with Europe right now.

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