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Obligatory "It Won't Be Long" Circumcision Joke Goes Here
"From Me To Jew." "If I Kvell." "(The Holiday Begins) The Night Before." Okay, now it's your turn.
"From Me To Jew." "If I Kvell." "(The Holiday Begins) The Night Before." Okay, now it's your turn.
"Oy! Darling"
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"Hey Jew"
I was hoping someone else would say that they can't click on the link. Maybe it's just me. Womp womp.
@boyofdestiny It is not just you! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. Are we just making Jew puns? "Mazel tov cocktail," there.
It's not just you.
@boyofdestiny "hef" is not the most useful attribute in an anchor tag, i suppose.
@boyofdestiny Link fixed now! Click & pun away!
"She Loves Jew"
"Baby, It's Jew"
"I Saw Her Kvetching There"
"Lucy In The Sky With Neil Diamond"
"Please, Mr. Mohel"
Oh, Lord. This was a real game my bestie* and I played in the car when I was 17 (1987). You had to Judaify the song lyrics of whatever came on. I won forever and the game was retired after "I'll send an SOS to the mohel, I'll send an SOS to the mohel."
*She is now Chasidic and living in Monsey.
"The Shul On The Hill"
Helter, Shmelter
"Goldberg Singing in the Dead of Niiiiight…"
I'll wait a month or so for Adam Sandler to pick up on my slack on this one.
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Colony Bill
Your Mother Shouldn't Know?
Being For The Benefit of Mr…..
…I can't.
I know it's a Lennon song but Jewlia.
Mean Mister Mohel
Treifies
Penny picked up off the Lane
"Ebony & Ivory, LLC"
"Eleanor Rabbi"
"Live and Let Dayenu"
While My Gentile Guitar Weeps.
Foreskin feels REALLY good.
I was going to use a riff on "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" but couldn't bring myself to to do it.
@ejcsanfran You and me both.
@Alex Balk: Does this qualify as a mitzvah?
Can Buy Me Love
The Long and Winding Payos