Friday, October 28th, 2011

Obligatory "It Won't Be Long" Circumcision Joke Goes Here

"From Me To Jew." "If I Kvell." "(The Holiday Begins) The Night Before." Okay, now it's your turn.

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paperbackwriter (#2,844)

"Oy! Darling"

"Hey Jew"

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

I was hoping someone else would say that they can't click on the link. Maybe it's just me. Womp womp.

jfruh (#713)

@boyofdestiny It is not just you! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. Are we just making Jew puns? "Mazel tov cocktail," there.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

It's not just you.

derwood (#3,482)

@boyofdestiny "hef" is not the most useful attribute in an anchor tag, i suppose.

Carrie Frye (#9,863)

@boyofdestiny Link fixed now! Click & pun away!

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"She Loves Jew"

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"Baby, It's Jew"

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"I Saw Her Kvetching There"

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"Lucy In The Sky With Neil Diamond"

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"Please, Mr. Mohel"

oudemia (#177)

Oh, Lord. This was a real game my bestie* and I played in the car when I was 17 (1987). You had to Judaify the song lyrics of whatever came on. I won forever and the game was retired after "I'll send an SOS to the mohel, I'll send an SOS to the mohel."

*She is now Chasidic and living in Monsey.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

"The Shul On The Hill"

OuackMallard (#774)

Helter, Shmelter

laurel (#4,035)

"Goldberg Singing in the Dead of Niiiiight…"

Smitros (#5,315)

I'll wait a month or so for Adam Sandler to pick up on my slack on this one.

Chazerim (#532)

The Continuing Story of Bungalow Colony Bill

Chazerim (#532)

Your Mother Shouldn't Know?

Chazerim (#532)

Being For The Benefit of Mr…..

…I can't.

laurel (#4,035)

I know it's a Lennon song but Jewlia.

laurel (#4,035)

Mean Mister Mohel

Chazerim (#532)


Chazerim (#532)

Penny picked up off the Lane

hman (#53)

"Ebony & Ivory, LLC"

"Eleanor Rabbi"

Dave Bry (#422)

"Live and Let Dayenu"

While My Gentile Guitar Weeps.

Ron Low@facebook (#11,709)

Foreskin feels REALLY good.

ejcsanfran (#489)

I was going to use a riff on "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" but couldn't bring myself to to do it.

Alex Balk (#4)

@ejcsanfran You and me both.

ejcsanfran (#489)

@Alex Balk: Does this qualify as a mitzvah?

ejcsanfran (#489)

Can Buy Me Love

John Price@twitter (#168,761)

The Long and Winding Payos

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