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Hmm? Laura Dern's French Plans
"I’m becoming fluent in French so I can go to France and make French films when I’m 60.”
—Is Laura Dern kidding? Serious? No idea!
Sacré bleu if I know.
Cool, she can be the slightly less Nazi Brigitte Bardot.
@Matt Also slightly less… uh… zaftig. One hopes.
She can hang out with David Lynch in his underground Paris nightclub.
@sorry your heinous that place doesn't suck yet, but it'll soon be a stuffed shirt favourite.
Just reading that sentence gets me hottern' Georgia asphalt.
Of course, in France they just call them "films."
Sure, why not.