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Here Come The Mutant Fish
Scary stuff for Halloween! "A three-eyed fish was caught in a reservoir in Argentina, reported Cadena 3, an Argentine news service. The fishing hole where the mutant fish was caught may be more of a fission hole. The reservoir, named 'Chorro de Agua Caliente,' receives water from a nuclear plant in the province of Córdoba." Don't worry, they've got all your "Simpsons" references covered.
This should be no problem to fix. Simply mate the three-eyed wolf fish with the one-eyed shark they recently caught in Mexico.
http://news.discovery.com/animals/cyclops-shark-111018.html
Viola! Perfectly normal, two-eyed fish. Nature's balance restored.
@Dave Bry But what if eyes are cumulative? A FOUR EYED FISH
@deepomega What have you unleashed on the world!
@deepomega All the better to see you with, my dear.
@deepomega I think a four-eyed fish is already called The Incredible Mr. Limpet.
'Chorro de Agua Caliente' translates to 'Hot Water Faucet,' just FYI.