Friday, October 28th, 2011
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Heartless Moon Just Messing Around With People Now

"Hertfordshire Police have released the audio of a male 999 caller reporting a bright UFO 'coming towards him' in his back garden, only to ring back minutes later to declare that its presence was in fact entirely explainable…. When asked by the call handler what he had seen, the man replied sheepishly: 'You're not going to believe this, you're not going to believe it, it's the moon.'"

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freetzy (#7,018)

"…the ghost of Keith Moon. He handed me a half-drunk bottle of gin and a handful of pills, all the colors of the rainbow. Then he drove my car in a pool."

City_Dater (#2,500)

Well, I certainly hope that 999 operator went by his house and gave him a good glassing for wasting her time.

dado (#102)

And then his dish ran away with his spoon.

myrna.minkoff (#167,986)

Something similar happened to me one time on mushrooms.

The moon walked off with $150 of my weekend fun money and the cops refuse to investigate.

hman (#53)

Stupid Cain supporters.

deepomega (#1,720)

You laugh, but just wait until the moon lands in England and disgorges an army of aliens.

SeanP (#4,058)

A surprisingly large number of "UFO" sightings do turn out to be the moon, or other heavenly bodies – Jupiter and Venus are popular, evidently. Speaking of which, have we considered the possibility of some sort of astronomical conspiracy? I'm thinking that while Balk is obsessing over the moon, Jupiter and Venus are sneaking around getting ready to deliver us the knockout punch.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

I think I saw a grizzly bear wearing shorts knife a juicebox who was waving a broken Campari bottle on the moon once.

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