"I can't drink a wine if it has an ugly label."
—Bryan Ferry can't drink a wine if it has an ugly label.
You know who else liked aesthetically pleasing stuff?
Bryan Ferry is being Bryan Ferry in an article about Bryan Ferry.
That's funny. I only drink wine with ugly labels, because it has lower self-esteem and is easier to talk into my mouth.
Well how do you choose wine Balk? I'm with Bryan, it's all about the typography.
@LondonLee Alcohol by volume/price point
Your move, Jolie.
Him and Calvin Trillin:
"When I’m trying to select a bottle of wine in a liquor store I’m strongly influenced by the picture on the label. (I like a nice mountain, preferably in the middle distance.)"
@Dave Bry Been reading a lot of Trillin lately, have we?
Good. Give it here.
The commenter Matt commented on this without further comment beyond the commenting.
I saw him at The Beacon last night, he was AMAZING.
I buy wine based on the box design.
@Tully Mills Only if it's a really pretty box.
I skip the middleman altogether, preferring to just eat old grapes.
Does this make him one of the 1%?
Well, John Taylor once said he couldn't listen to a band if he didn't like the cut of their trousers. This reminds me of that.
I can't listen to albums if they don't have at least one lady with her nipples peeking out of her slip on the cover.
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