It is probably safer to be stabbed by a British person than it is to borrow his mobile phone. Knives, at least, get cleaned.
Unfortunately, new advances in phone technology mean that as smartphones encompass more and more gadgets, it is only becoming more and more likely that a knife app will soon be available.
@deepomega Shouldn't have killed off the Golgafrinchan telephone sanitizers.
Even more awful: the hand model in that photo appears to be holding a Razr.
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