Friday, October 14th, 2011
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Britons Filthy

It is probably safer to be stabbed by a British person than it is to borrow his mobile phone. Knives, at least, get cleaned.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Unfortunately, new advances in phone technology mean that as smartphones encompass more and more gadgets, it is only becoming more and more likely that a knife app will soon be available.

hershmire (#233,671)

@deepomega Shouldn't have killed off the Golgafrinchan telephone sanitizers.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Even more awful: the hand model in that photo appears to be holding a Razr.

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