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There's Nothing Like A Lapdance From A Nun
"PLAYBOY Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi was given sexy lapdances by women dressed as NUNS at his infamous 'bunga bunga' parties, it is claimed."
When in Rome …
At least this one is over 18, per the article.
Berlusconi's lesser known 'hubba hubba' parties, while notorious, never achieved the same level of infamy.
i hope he didn't make a habit of it.
@roboloki : Nice!
"half-British dental hygienist" <–my day is over
Right. The guy obviously can't get it up any more, hence these pathetic "leaks" to his press. Poor Italy.
Doesn't the Awl have anything, like, more real to right about?
@Operalala I take it that you haven't seen a pharmaceutical television commercial in several years, then?
@SidAndFinancy If they were working, we still wouldn't see these pathetic displays.
I think he got the idea from the Archdiocese of Boston.
Sorry for the whiny post, but old geezer incontinence is way too much information.
@Operalala That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
@deepomega But it's such an nice euphemism.
Someone needs to follow Silvio around with a boombox that's always playing Yakkity Sax.
@Ham_Snadwich Nah, Benny Hill was actually funny.
“Lapdance From A Nun” sounds like either a) a late-period Afghan Whigs b-side, or b) an LA sleaze-rock band that gets a middling amount of success in spite of itself, and make a seventysomething Canadian play-by-play guy profoundly uncomfortable when he has to announce they're playing between periods of the NHL All-Star Game. Later, in one last push for real success, they change their name to Berlusconi.