Friday, September 9th, 2011

There's Nothing Like A Lapdance From A Nun

"PLAYBOY Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi was given sexy lapdances by women dressed as NUNS at his infamous 'bunga bunga' parties, it is claimed."

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johnpseudonym (#1,452)

When in Rome …

JoshUng (#11,371)

At least this one is over 18, per the article.

Berlusconi's lesser known 'hubba hubba' parties, while notorious, never achieved the same level of infamy.

roboloki (#1,724)

i hope he didn't make a habit of it.

@roboloki : Nice!

r&rkd (#1,719)

"half-British dental hygienist" <–my day is over

Operalala (#10,518)

Right. The guy obviously can't get it up any more, hence these pathetic "leaks" to his press. Poor Italy.
Doesn't the Awl have anything, like, more real to right about?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@Operalala I take it that you haven't seen a pharmaceutical television commercial in several years, then?

Operalala (#10,518)

@SidAndFinancy If they were working, we still wouldn't see these pathetic displays.

I think he got the idea from the Archdiocese of Boston.

Operalala (#10,518)

Sorry for the whiny post, but old geezer incontinence is way too much information.

deepomega (#1,720)

@Operalala That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

Operalala (#10,518)

@deepomega But it's such an nice euphemism.

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

Someone needs to follow Silvio around with a boombox that's always playing Yakkity Sax.

Operalala (#10,518)

@Ham_Snadwich Nah, Benny Hill was actually funny.

s. (#775)

“Lapdance From A Nun” sounds like either a) a late-period Afghan Whigs b-side, or b) an LA sleaze-rock band that gets a middling amount of success in spite of itself, and make a seventysomething Canadian play-by-play guy profoundly uncomfortable when he has to announce they're playing between periods of the NHL All-Star Game. Later, in one last push for real success, they change their name to Berlusconi.

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