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Ten Trends Not Currently Trending On Twitter
1. Naming baby girls "Layla," "Leila" or "Lila."
2. Menus written in chalk on walls of restaurants
3. Conversations about how mosquitos seem to be around longer this year
4. INXS songs on the radio
6. Machines shaped like animals
7. Unironic usage of the word "pal"
8. Skirt steak
9. Police brutality
10. Incorrect predictions of rain
(Whoops. That last one sort of is.)
Menus written on chalk are appropriate for the daily selection of oysters. As we're in September now, that makes it OK for the next few months.
Jesus Jones Died for Somebody's Sins, But Not Mine
I'm 8/10. Do I win a middle-age?
Nice. Yes, probably! And soon you will be Andy Rooney and then soon after that you will must die. As we all must.
I enjoy menus in chain restaurants that are made to look like chalk, but are in fact permanent.