Tuesday, September 13th, 2011
The New Illiteracy
14

"Jennifer Connelly's new born her baby girl Agnes, looks a super cute comfy in that colorful sling. It's be a shame if David Bowie stole her! HA! Luck for Jen and Paul the Labyrinth is just a movie."
—Perez Hilton launched a new site that is "a fun space on celebrity parents and all children." ("FILED UNDER: CELEB KIDZ CUTE KIDZ PEREZCIOUS PARENTING")

Tags:
Death to USA, Perez Hilton, Web Ventures, Wow

14 Comments / Post A Comment

Maura Johnston (#18)

Is he going the child labor route too?

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:25 pm
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MikeBarthel (#1,884)

Maybe he'll start a children's music label now.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:27 pm
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IBentMyWookie (#133)

Oh sheeeit, Google Translate has developed sentience!

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:29 pm
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Choire Sicha (#2)

@IBentMyWookie THIS. I swear to God, none of it is human-written, right???

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm
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Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:38 pm
 
GailPink (#9,712)

Who names a baby Agnes?

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:39 pm
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IBentMyWookie (#133)

@GailPink Britons and the women who marry them.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm
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laurel (#4,035)

@GailPink: Mormons.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 9:16 pm
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Rod T (#33)

:(

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm
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runsinbackground (#10,344)

Is it OK to not like Perez Hilton in public now?

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
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flossy (#1,402)

@runsinbackground I don't know, is it 2006 yet?

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 4:24 pm
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Aatom (#74)

I don't even have a child, but I want Perez Hilton to stay away from my children anyway.

Posted on September 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm
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s. (#775)

Filed under: oh just set me on fire.

Posted on September 15, 2011 at 9:31 pm
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katherine (#10,025)

What do U think??

Posted on September 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm
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