Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

People Who Get Up Early Are Better Than You

"[A] new study finds that people who get out of bed by 7 a.m., on average, do better in the workplace and have a lower chance of being depressed, stressed and overweight." They also probably think life is worth living and stuff. Sigh. I'm going back to bed.

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davetar (#1,114)

Couldn't it just be that these jerks are happier and healthier because our society is biased towards them?

Keith Kisser (#9,714)

@davetar Definitely.

I got out of bed at 7 am for 6 years to go to work and was fat, miserable and exhausted all the time. I've been unemployed for 3 months, and now sleep in to 9am. I've lost weight, am well rested and mostly stress free (other than the whole unemployed thing).

NoLimey (#99,874)

@davetar , they probably get up early because they are productive citizens and have a job! Moron

cherrispryte (#444)

The very thought of getting out of bed before 7 am makes me depressed and stressed. And wanting to eat my feelings.

Bittersweet (#765)

@cherrispryte: I was up at 6.40 am today, and am still both stressed and depressed. Suck it, new study.

WaityKatie (#79,377)

@cherrispryte If I get out of bed before 7, that means I've had less than 7 hours of sleep, and am starving, tired, and cranky all day, so I'm guessing only MORNING PEEEEOPLE were included in this crap study.

peculiarity (#93,622)

I'm a night person who likes to sleep all day, but I recently got a new job as a 9 to 5 cube jockey. My alarm goes off at 7:04. And yet, I am 1) Overweight; 2) depressed; and 3) stressed. I also doubt I do better at work, as I tend to snooze until lunch, then work hard in the afternoon.

I used to work at a newspaper, where I could sleep until noon every day. Granted, I was still overweight, but I sure as hell wasn't depressed or stressed (except by the state of the newspaper industry), and I worked my ass off.

roboloki (#1,724)

@peculiarity set your alarm for five minutes earlier and all your problems will be solved.

NoLimey (#99,874)

@peculiarity move around more and eat less then you won't be such a lard ass

Waking up when it's still dark outside? That makes me far more depressed.

skahammer (#587)

I think what cheers them so fucking much are the ridiculous timestamps on their e-mails to the rest of us.

flossy (#1,402)

It's because the only reason to get out of bed before 7 is to go to the gym before work, after which you'll float to your desk on a cloud of self-righteousness and propel yourself through the day by constantly patting yourself on the back. Also, you'll be thinner.

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