Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
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NYC Gets Gay Country-Western Bar Called "Flaming Saddles"

Wow. WARNING: this website for this new gay bar HAS AUDIO AUTOPLAY, but here it is: Flaming Saddles. Mmm hmm. This is what job creation looks like! The press release is remarkable.

New York City has a new watering hole, FLAMING SADDLES, the new kick ass Country Western Gay Saloon, where the Bad to the Bone Bartenders strut their stuff (behind and on top of the bar) & always aim to please. Customers are advised that they best pull themselves up by your boot straps, put on their Tight Ass Jeans and boot scoot and boogie on over to the Wild Wild West Side of NYC. Saddle Up for a Yippee Ki Yay MotherTrucker of a Night!

Also there's THIS PIECE OF ART in the press email!

Haha, word, fine, alright, see you there.

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Tyler Coates (#451)

YES, ABSOLUTELY.

jolie (#16)

@Tyler Coates Holy shit my hair is going to be SO BIG. God, and boobs EVERYWHERE. (There're gonna be other ladies at this place, no?)

Brian (#115)

@jolie @tyler Y'all don't forget Ninth Ave Saloon now. We can do-si-do all the way up to 53rd St.

melis (#1,854)

@jolie As long as you pay for my ticket out?

jolie (#16)

@melis Done and done. Three words: STAR SPANGLED CORSET.

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Like a rhinestone cowboy/Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo!

IBentMyWookie (#133)

If anyone is looking for either Jolie or me, you'll know where to find us.

jolie (#16)

@IBentMyWookie [nods solemnly]

rj77 (#210)

"MotherTrucker."

hockeymom (#143)

As long as those "friendly cowpokes" are consensual, it's all good.

Wait, I don't get it. What happens at this bar?

@Clarence Rosario Go Bears!

SeanP (#4,058)

@Clarence Rosario team roping?

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

I once took friends from out of town to Boxers, the gay fratboy-themed sports bar. People were not so interested in the sports on the tevee!

jfruh (#713)

@Bryan Keller "Fratboy themed?" Was it for actual gay fratboys, or was it elaborate ironic fratboy drag?

(I was going to write "fratboy cosplay" there and then had to try to figure out what the difference between drag and cosplay was, actually. I'm still not sure!)

Tyler Coates (#451)

@jfruh FRAT REALNESS.

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

@jfruh Frat fetish?

hockeymom (#143)

@Bryan Keller Frat Fishfry? (only in Wisconsin, I imagine)

City_Dater (#2,500)

YEE-HA.

The piece of art is no doubt a costume rendering for the Bad to the Bone Dancing Bandit Bartenders. I know where I'll be on October 3rd at 9pm.

@City_Dater Oh, cool! A new place to take my daughter for her first birthday party?

jolie (#16)

Aaaaaaand… now I have a location for this year's Hawliday Awl Bawl!

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@jolie "Hawliday Awl Bawl, Y'all"

jolie (#16)

@IBentMyWookie lwkarhjlashkfrlakwhrtlaiwhtlkahslfksh

Murgatroid (#2,904)

I can't wait until Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" is reappropriated as a gay anthem.

s. (#775)

@Murgatroid “Until” and “re”?

jfruh (#713)

"where the Bad to the Bone Bartenders strut their stuff (behind and on top of the bar)"

INTERIOR – BOARD ROOM – DAY

BLAND CORPORATE SUIT
What New York really needs is a gay version of Coyote Ugly!

FIN

hman (#53)

Lady Gaga vs. Lady Antebellem – sweet.

Heather Wagner (#9,797)

Oh, the merchandising opportunities! Flaming Saddles' Original Tight Ass Jeans etc…

zidaane (#373)

Isn't every Country bar a gay bar?
I had this line branded into my skull when I was at a Country bar in Chicago, "You look like you've work hard all your life". Guy touches my arm. I was 22.

MythReindeer (#5,553)

Well, I do believe that the term "watering hole" has finally come into its own.

Aatom (#74)

Many new gay bars tend to last about 2 weeks in HK, so don't get too excited just yet, pardners. I did see them doing construction on this a couple of weeks ago, though, looks small and cozy. Pre-war!

iplaudius (#1,066)

Speaking of awesomely themed gay bars, I went to a gay motorcycle bar in San Francisco not long ago. Rebel Bar it was called. Good DJs. A couple nice vintage bikes on display. Nasty dancers. Guys were very forward. As in "let me reach in there and help you with that." RECOMMEND HIGHLY, WOULD GO AGAIN.

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