Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Now You Can Find Out If Your Son Is Gay Without Actually Talking To Him

"French mothers can download an app which claims to tell them if their son is gay. For just one euro 99 centimes they receive a questionnaire that aims to give them pointers about their son’s sexuality." Telltale signs, according to some of the app's questions, include a love of musicals and spending a long time in the bathroom. "No app to establish whether one's daughter is a lesbian is on the market," notes RFI, but you have to imagine that will change fairly quickly.


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riggssm (#760)

Faire le test. Such a romantic language …

@riggssm "Does your son speak French? He's gay."

ejcsanfran (#489)

Aime-t-il a donner les pipes?

propertius (#361)

C'est ce que l'on appelle le gay savoir.

lbf (#2,343)

@propertius Mon fils ? Mon fils a l'air si gay mais je suis aussi effrayé à propos de mon fils.

melis (#1,854)

@lbf Ceci n'est pas une gay son.

@melis – J'aime mon fils mort gay

Bryan Keller (#3,804)


IBentMyWookie (#133)

There are no French lesbians. Softball never took off there.

melis (#1,854)

@IBentMyWookie That French mother-model's haircut would beg to differ.

deepomega (#1,720)

@melis Mother-Model was always my least favorite prog rock band.

hman (#53)


keisertroll (#1,117)

I blame not coming out until my early 20's on my mother not knowing French. And the lack of smartphones in the mid-2000's.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

"Envoyer ce test à un ami"? Pretty passive-aggressive, don't you think?

@DoctorDisaster – Really? I read that as pretty much agressive-aggressive (i.e., French).

ejcsanfran (#489)

@DoctorDisaster: Maybe "Envoyer ce test à un frenami" would be more appropriate.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Because when you want life's big questions answered, you want those answers from strangers speculating on your child whom they've never met. The Melissa Etheridge Magic 8 Ball can't be far behind.

melis (#1,854)

Followed by the Chaz Bono Gender Identity Cootie Catcher.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

"Is my son spending a long time in the bathroom, or did he run away approximately 3 months ago?"

lbf (#2,343)

@Niko Bellic Oui, c'est un garçon de petite ville.

iplaudius (#1,066)

The easiest way to tell if people are gay or straight is to watch who they check out. If they are constantly noticing women, they like women. If they check out men, they like men.

ejcsanfran (#489)

@iplaudius: And what if they are constantly noticing women's shoes..?

City_Dater (#2,500)


Gay. And French.

osummer597 (#106,441)

Never mind the shoes. Check out the ankles. That tells you a lot.

As long as I can have my own app: "Do Conservati­ve Christians Deserve The Death Penalty?", than I'm okay with it.

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