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Is Imaginary Cat Imaginary Dead?
If you've never quite understood the Schrödinger's cat experiment, maybe this animated explanation will help you. Or maybe not; I still don't get it. But, you know, it's quantum mechanics, I'm not gonna beat myself up about it too much. All I know is that if a cat's in that box, there is probably a bunch of cat crap in there as well. And this is why I am not a scientist.
The New York Times reports that the cat seems to have died from the gunpowder.
Well ok then. But really, if you don't already get it and I don't either, then the guy went too fast and too densely, and communication didn't happen.
You've never heard of Chaos theory? Non-linear equations? Strange attractors? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction.
A: Unstable gunpowder and cats in bunkers.
Q: What are the first two line items on Michele Bachmann's proposed defense budget?
"My cat's name is Mittens."
I cleaned the litter box in a parallel universe, mom.
With apologies to Bauhaus:
The cat is both alive and dead,
undead undead undead
etc.
I did not enjoy that.
http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/mycats.html