Thursday, July 14th, 2011
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Finally, an excuse for my obesity, dipsomania and moroseness: "Westerners could be genetically programmed to consume fatty foods and alcohol more than those from the east, researchers have claimed. Scientists at the University of Aberdeen say a genetic switch – DNA which turns genes on or off within cells – regulates appetite and thirst. The study suggests it is also linked to depression."

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IBentMyWookie (#133)

Nice try, but you're part-Semitic, no? If the findings of the study are to be believed, at least half of you should be presentable.

@IBentMyWookie Well there is the shorts thing.

deepomega (#1,720)

I wonder if any of these genetic switches are responsible for enjoying Friends.

saythatscool (#101)

@deepomega That's the gay one, Deep.

This switch is located in the Heckscher Playground, and every time I take the 66 it gets me.

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