What Would Princess Diana Be Doing If She Were Alive Today?

“I can see her in pale grey, maybe, with a wide-brimmed hat from under which that long, slow, slightly sarky smile would flicker momentarily in Camilla’s direction…. before coming back to rest once more on the young couple.”
—Oh, thank God, now Julie Burchill is here to tell you what Princess Diana would be doing if she were alive today.