Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Wendi Deng's Five Best Enraged Expressions

Wendi Deng: HOLD MY HOOPS. Don't you wish she was testifying instead, instead of Rupert Murdoch or poor, poor dim James? OH WENDI.

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Wendy Deng is glorious in her wrath

jolie (#16)

I love how she's got her hair flipped over one shoulder like a surly 15-year-old.

@jolie I really, really, really appreciate her. Wendi and Lachlan are my two favorite Murdochs! I wish there was a version of Tatler that was all Wendi and Lachlan all the time.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

@Choire Sicha: This is the first I've heard anyone slag James (don't get around much anymore). But yes, Team Lachlan.

BadUncle (#153)

@Choire Sicha I seriously do not understand your Murdoch preferences. When we actually exchange Murdoch trading cards, I will so give you the 3 Lachlans, 2 Elisabeths, a Chloe and all my Wendis for your James holding. Remember, he's a failed artist, while the rest are simply corrupt.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Wow, that does not look like her at all. Let's leave that hairstyle for Jerry Hall, shall we?

coalbaron (#11,105)

The Murdochs must have really enjoyed Inception

Justin Ellis (#6,390)

I think " WE'RE RUNNING A BAZILLION DOLLAR COMPANY YOU PEONS" is the best tag ever. Then again, "CHANEL PARTICULIERE" is pretty fab too.

jolie (#16)

@Justin Ellis I think it calls for a WORKSHOPS IN MUMBAI tag. (I'm totally obsessed with the workshops in Mumbai.)

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Is that Joel Klein behind James?

CatsInBags (#3,656)

@SidAndFinancy yes.

Swliv (#18,052)

@SidAndFinancy Jimmy Kimmel last night had a somewhat unsettling series of nervous "pic", let's call them, (pick/tic) shots of JKlein — nose, ear, hair-back-of-head.

jolie (#16)

I wish bad haircut, purple tie, lanyard guy would put his coat back on.

Jasons_Johnson (#3,341)

I am totally not getting her skirt choice with that blouse and jacket.

laurel (#4,035)

Seriously. That color, the whole mismatchiness. What was the plan?

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

@spiralbetty 1987

Mimi Killjoy (#16,236)

@Jasons_Johnson Seriously, I was thinking, 'She couldn't have picked a worse outfit? There's no rhyme or reason to it.' Then, I thought, the rhyme and reason is that she's trying to appear humble and inconspicuous. It wouldn't do for her to breeze in draped in an Alexis Carrington worthy ensemble. That would hardly ingratiate her (and by association, her husband) with the proletariate.

jfruh (#713)

Probably old news to all of you, but:



laurel (#4,035)

"Deng is pro-vegan".

I'm surprised she doesn't eat meat.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@spiralbetty I assume that seeing Rupert Murdoch naked has given her a distaste for all flesh.

jfruh (#713)

@spiralbetty Is there a distinction between "vegan" and "pro-vegan"? Is she paid to be vegan?

@spiralbetty Only human flesh.

SeanP (#4,058)

@jfruh What, you thought she was an amateur vegan?

Mimi Killjoy (#16,236)

@IBentMyWookie There is no way she is attracted to him. What's more, I'm sure he's well aware of that fact and couldn't possibly give a fuck. She looks like she wants the world. She looks like she keeps the prop from Scarface that says 'The World Is Yours' in her dressing room.

City_Dater (#2,500)

The arms folded-slouched in the chair-stare down the nose is probably the look she fixes on Rupert when he asks for sex on a day other than his birthday. "Oh, all right, IN A MINUTE."

"Mr Cherry admitted that he had become infatuated with her and that once they were in Los Angeles, Miss Deng started 'making recommendations' about his diet and wardrobe."

saythatscool (#101)

The Wendy Deng ain't nuthin' to fuck wit'.

Matt (#26)

I like pictures because that way I don't have to read.

saythatscool (#101)

@Matt I'd hit it.

saythatscool (#101)

@saythatscool With a pie that is.

ejcsanfran (#489)

@saythatscool: FORESHADOWING!

mishaps (#5,779)

Coworker: "Who is Wendi Deng and why is she shooting laser beams through the back of James' head?"

Annie K. (#3,563)

I don't like the looks of that Wendy Deng. But Joel Klein with his thousand-yard stare, cleaning his glasses on his tie, occasionally looking appalled, that guy I love. I probably don't want to know any more about him though, do I.

Aimee Su@facebook (#17,774)

And why is Wendi so irritated? It isn't as if her kids can work for the Murdoch publishing business

@Aimee Su@facebook Picture 4 suggests she's suffering from pantyhose droop. Somebody's maid is going to get the lash when she gets home.

saythatscool (#101)

@SarahHeartburn Ha!

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Wendy Deng brings the Kung Fu Chop! Damn! She is a bad ass.

Somebody just tried to attack Rupert and Wendi slapped him.This is better than Jersey Shore.

MyName (#10,197)

@SarahHeartburn And Wendy is now officially an Internet Ninja!

saythatscool (#101)

@SarahHeartburn She moves like a cat even with the droopy Underalls. So feline! RAWR

Dr. Mario (#3,353)

She must've applied the Particuliere in the car on the way over. That's about how long I can keep mine on before it chips off. H8 U, CHANEL POLISH

tucker378 (#18,009)


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