Thursday, July 28th, 2011
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The Throw Up Machine

Hahaha, made you puke: "If you want to play an incredibly mean prank on someone, then the Sonic Nausea Device is the product for you. The intense machine produces such a high frequency sound that direct listeners will become instantaneously nauseous…. The high frequency sounds produced by the Sonic Nausea Device are very difficult to place, so the location of the device is not easily discovered making it the ultimate prank."

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jolie (#16)

OxyClean.

Bittersweet (#765)

@jolie: No bleach?

barnhouse (#1,326)

I totally thought this was going to be about Congress!!

deepomega (#1,720)

"The ultimate prank" is not "a machine that makes it impossible to not vomit." That is "the ultimate way to accidentally make someone puke out their small intestine."

jetztinberlin (#392)

@deepomega Thank you!!! I was going to say, y'know, I know I matured before the age of Jackass and walked uphill both ways to school and everything, but prank doesn't seem to be quite the word we are looking for here.

NFK (#8,747)

If packaged in a handheld device that could direct the sound where aimed, it sounds like a wonderful addition to a police department's pain compliance tools. Let's call it the Vomitaser.

Or maybe they could just a stick a giant version on the roof of a sound-proofed van and cruise by a demonstration or two.

roboloki (#1,724)

dave matthews has the exact same effect on me.

ejcsanfran (#489)

LeAnn Rimes has one installed in her dining room.

Why are we wasting resources on shit like this when we could be perfecting the Brown Note?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Mine arrived one day too late for the royal wedding!

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