Friday, July 29th, 2011
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Mexico Invades America

OMG everything the right has been telling us about how Mexico wants to reclaim our land is totally true! "On Tuesday, the Mexican Army accidentally 'invaded' the United States when thirty-three of its soldiers mistakenly crossed the border into Texas in Humvees; the soldiers were driving in a convoy consisting of four Humvees when they realized they had started driving on a bridge over the Rio Grande where they could not turn their vehicles around until they entered the United States."

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SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Breaking: Mexican Humvees lack reverse gear.

Must be the legacy of Cortés.

NFK (#8,747)

@SidAndFinancy So next time they'll burn their Humvees and their officers will tell them they have no choice but to conquer or die?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@NFK Yes, that was the analogy. No reverse, no ride home.

shostakobitch (#1,692)

Are you sure it wasn't the Russians, disguised as Mexicans?

(insert joke about stealing jobs from hardworking American soldiers here)

ShanghaiLil (#260)

I'm fully prepared to give them back Texas. While we're at it, they can also have Arizona as far as I'm concerned. #ThereIFixedIt

lakonislate (#11,914)

Is that the definition of an invasion, a soldier's mere presence on foreign soil? If that's the case, I have to confess to invading Germany once or twice.

Vegas Don (#21,829)

At least the Mexicans have border patrol, imagine if they where actually terrorists? Oh, then that wouldnt make the news, lol! If we call that invading, then the United States is invading Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Libya, Kuwait, Cuba, Afghanistan, Korea, South Korea, Mexico, all at the same time, and wherever else where sending our troops just to keep the unemployment rate from being even higher than it is as they're being killed by the thousands!! Have they reached 10,000 deaths yet and 911 was only 3000! Enough war folks, get home or quit.

fb100000969967682 (#22,849)

Accidents happen; I guess they need to spend a little money on GPS units for their military. Oh and they need to get new transmissions for their Hummers that have reverse :-)

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