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Man Gets Stuck In Drain
You know how sometimes you're out and you drop your wallet in a storm drain and then you go in head first to retrieve it and you get stuck in the storm drain and all that people on the surface can see is your legs and you're trapped there until the local emergency services team can come and get you out and then there are pictures of you and your legs all over the news? Well, it's just one more reason why you should be wearing pants. It makes the scenario so much more dignified.
If he'd worn pants, maybe they'd have been able to grab hold of the hem and pull him out.
Making poor decisions like going head first into a storm drain and wearing shorts go hand in hand. Only a shorts wearer, you know?
@whizzard So how did you get out?
@saythatscool Ask your mom.
@whizzard Can't. She got stuck in a storm drain about an hour ago. :(
@whizzard He was civilized enough to wear socks though.
I am absolutely shocked this news story did not take place in Florida.
Dude is really going about this whole "planking" thing the wrong way.
Tobias Funke?
Nice cut-off's.
"Wear clean underwear because god forbid you'll get in an accident and you'll be wearing dirty panties and also dead."
funny