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How Your New Penis Gets Made
God willing you never need this, but just to be on the safe side, here is some information on how to make a new penis. It is worth a clickthrough for this caption alone: "The Cerne Abbas Giant, at Cerne Abbas in Dorset, is testament to the value men give to their penises."
Photo by Chris Makarsky
My worst nightmare is a devalued penis.
There's an old adage about touring sausage factories.
OK, so this week we've had fake teeth, fake mouth, and fake penis. Everything you need for a really bad fake blowjob.