Here you will find a list of things the Daily Mail has claimed give you cancer. [SPOILER: Includes Worcestershire sauce.]
fuuck. i put that shit on everything. i might as well start smoking again.
@iantenna And I have that shit as a last name. Does that mean I already have cancer?
I was going to say, you know what doesn't give you cancer? Cod Liver oil.
But nope, there it is.
They forgot zebras.
You know what causes cancer? Lists.
@deepomega: really? I just get popped blood vessels.
You know what else causes cancer? Foot panties.
Delivered as a enema, Worcestershire will cut your risk.
Good thing I gave up bloody maries in favor of dark and stormies for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure reading The Daily Mail gives you cancer.
I'm almost positive THE KURDS might give you cancer.
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