Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Handy List Of Cancer-Causers

Here you will find a list of things the Daily Mail has claimed give you cancer. [SPOILER: Includes Worcestershire sauce.]

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iantenna (#5,160)

fuuck. i put that shit on everything. i might as well start smoking again.

PropSword (#2,870)

@iantenna And I have that shit as a last name. Does that mean I already have cancer?

HiredGoons (#603)

I was going to say, you know what doesn't give you cancer? Cod Liver oil.

But nope, there it is.

dado (#102)

They forgot zebras.

deepomega (#1,720)

You know what causes cancer? Lists.

HiredGoons (#603)

@deepomega: really? I just get popped blood vessels.

jolie (#16)

You know what else causes cancer? Foot panties.

Delivered as a enema, Worcestershire will cut your risk.

BadUncle (#153)

Good thing I gave up bloody maries in favor of dark and stormies for breakfast.

LondonLee (#922)

I'm pretty sure reading The Daily Mail gives you cancer.

I'm almost positive THE KURDS might give you cancer.

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