Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.
In case you can't read it, the one after "Trend Pieces" says "Mafia" in Russian.
@Niko Bellic Shhh! My ability to read Cyrillic is the one useless skill I have left to lord over people.
@Clarence Rosario Dammit I thought it said "Mayonnaise".
The Brooklyn Irony is a shoo-in. The only meta-ironic basketball team name in the NBA.
What's wrong with Nets? Nets is a nice name. I mean, there's a net hanging from the hoop, so, therefore Nets. Don't mess with a good thing.
@kneetoe but the Nets are a terrible thing?
@kneetoe How about Balls? People like balls.
@My Number Is My Address ahhhh, yes, my alma mater: http://www.risdbasketball.com/ and yes, that really is on their jerseys.
@liznieve Damned RISD! Always one step ahead.
@kneetoe and there's 2 balls in the net! Delightful. Also the store has a hat for The Nads that will be mine, oh yes.
I'm pulling for the Brooklyn Brewery.
I don't care what the name is, as long as they wear old-school Converse high tops.
@HiredGoons: and jorts, obviously. The bball jerseys are already trending so they're fine.
@HiredGoons Brook Lopez in Daisy Dukes? How do I get season tickets?!
The NY Knicks just drafted this guy from KY:
The Knickerbockers are now the NBA team for all your Denim Shorts needs.
The Brooklyn Twee
@RonMwangaguhunga: The CSAs.
@HiredGoons The Co-Ops.
@RonMwangaguhunga The Artisanal Vodkas
@C_Webb : I'd say stick with the classics — the Brooklyn Hipsters.
Or they could play counterpoint to the Miami Heat and be the Brooklyn Cool.
Also, the Brooklyn Small Batch Organic Fair Trade Artisinal Espressos.
@collier Actually, I'm going to change my mind and go with The Artisanal Bitters.
The Brooklyn Ellipses
The Wes Andersons? The Organics? The Locavores? The Pour-Overs? The Bugaboos?
The Brooklyn You Think You're Too Good For Us, Spike Lee?!
Gentrifiers. The Brooklyn Gentrifiers.
@City_Dater The Brooklyn Whiteys.
The Brooklyn Privilege.
The Brooklyn Deckers
WAAaAAAAaaaaaARRRRRRIOOOOOORRrrrrsssss come out to plaaaaaaaayyyyyy ayyyyyyyy
The Brooklyn Bridge.
The Brooklyn Queens
@espelette of Anaheim
The Safran-Foers, The Lethems, The Brooklyn Flea
The Eminent Domains.
The Brooklyn Heights.
so Cupcakes are over already, huh?
The Brooklyn Picklebacks.
Those Brooklyn Stairs. Because the only thing I know about Brooklyn I learned from Ze Frank.
The Brooklyn Bored?
BTW, Berhle, using "Game Misconduct" for non-hockey posts? You are relieved of duty.
The Basketwhats? and/or The Whatsketballs?
The mascot is a double-decker bus. Do not acknowledge the swimsuit model.
How incredibly caucasiacentric this all is.
Brooklyn Beards. Game over.
You forgot the obvious one: The Brooklyn Nyets.
The Brooklyn Memes
The Brooklyn Knights !!!!!!!
The Brooklyn Mehs.
The Boards of Flatbush
Brooklyn West Coasters
The Brooklyn "You Probably Haven't Heard of Us Yet Because We're Like Under the Radar, but We're Like Turning Into a Pretty Big Deal"s
The Brooklyn New Other Team New York That Nobody Cares About
You must be logged-in to post a comment.
Register Now or Login To Your Account