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15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team













































Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.

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Niko Bellic (#1,312)

In case you can't read it, the one after "Trend Pieces" says "Mafia" in Russian.

@Niko Bellic Shhh! My ability to read Cyrillic is the one useless skill I have left to lord over people.

keisertroll (#1,117)

@Clarence Rosario Dammit I thought it said "Mayonnaise".

deepomega (#1,720)

The Brooklyn Irony is a shoo-in. The only meta-ironic basketball team name in the NBA.

kneetoe (#1,881)

What's wrong with Nets? Nets is a nice name. I mean, there's a net hanging from the hoop, so, therefore Nets. Don't mess with a good thing.

@kneetoe but the Nets are a terrible thing?

@kneetoe How about Balls? People like balls.

liznieve (#7,691)

@My Number Is My Address ahhhh, yes, my alma mater: http://www.risdbasketball.com/ and yes, that really is on their jerseys.

@liznieve Damned RISD! Always one step ahead.

zoom (#10,138)

@kneetoe and there's 2 balls in the net! Delightful. Also the store has a hat for The Nads that will be mine, oh yes.

I'm pulling for the Brooklyn Brewery.

HiredGoons (#603)

I don't care what the name is, as long as they wear old-school Converse high tops.

HiredGoons (#603)

@HiredGoons: and jorts, obviously. The bball jerseys are already trending so they're fine.

keisertroll (#1,117)

@HiredGoons Brook Lopez in Daisy Dukes? How do I get season tickets?!

BirdNerd (#4,196)

@HiredGoons

The NY Knicks just drafted this guy from KY:

http://jorts55.com/

The Knickerbockers are now the NBA team for all your Denim Shorts needs.

The Brooklyn Twee

HiredGoons (#603)

@RonMwangaguhunga: The CSAs.

deepomega (#1,720)

@HiredGoons The Co-Ops.

C_Webb (#855)

@RonMwangaguhunga The Artisanal Vodkas

collier (#13,548)

@C_Webb : I'd say stick with the classics — the Brooklyn Hipsters.

Or they could play counterpoint to the Miami Heat and be the Brooklyn Cool.

Also, the Brooklyn Small Batch Organic Fair Trade Artisinal Espressos.

C_Webb (#855)

@collier Actually, I'm going to change my mind and go with The Artisanal Bitters.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

The Brooklyn Ellipses

ericdeamer (#945)

The Wes Andersons? The Organics? The Locavores? The Pour-Overs? The Bugaboos?

keisertroll (#1,117)

The Brooklyn You Think You're Too Good For Us, Spike Lee?!

City_Dater (#2,500)

Gentrifiers. The Brooklyn Gentrifiers.

deepomega (#1,720)

@City_Dater The Brooklyn Whiteys.

deepomega (#1,720)

The Brooklyn Privilege.

keisertroll (#1,117)

The Brooklyn Deckers

Leon (#6,596)

WAAaAAAAaaaaaARRRRRRIOOOOOORRrrrrsssss come out to plaaaaaaaayyyyyy ayyyyyyyy

HiredGoons (#603)

The Brooklyn Bridge.

espelette (#1,253)

The Brooklyn Queens

keisertroll (#1,117)

@espelette of Anaheim

ericdeamer (#945)

The Safran-Foers, The Lethems, The Brooklyn Flea

Pulp (#1,885)

The Eminent Domains.

ejcsanfran (#489)

The Brooklyn Heights.

yabtronix (#13,760)

The Self-Employed

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

"The Smugs"

Art Yucko (#1,321)

so Cupcakes are over already, huh?

chumley (#8,864)

The Brooklyn Picklebacks.

NFK (#8,747)

Those Brooklyn Stairs. Because the only thing I know about Brooklyn I learned from Ze Frank.

The Brooklyn Bored?

Brooklyn Colorways.

BTW, Berhle, using "Game Misconduct" for non-hockey posts? You are relieved of duty.

The Vassars.
The Dodgers.
The Basketwhats? and/or The Whatsketballs?
The Jerseys.

Brooklyn Deckers

The mascot is a double-decker bus. Do not acknowledge the swimsuit model.

Rod T (#33)

How incredibly caucasiacentric this all is.

Shirkimer (#423)

Brooklyn Beards. Game over.

Tim Donnelly (#6,230)

You forgot the obvious one: The Brooklyn Nyets.

aims (#19,985)

The Brooklyn Memes

The Brooklyn Knights !!!!!!!

VoxPopuli (#1,060)

The Brooklyn Mehs.

Screw_Michigan (#8,015)

Whooptie-damn-doo, motherfuckers.

–Derrick Coleman

dado (#102)

The Boards of Flatbush

Brooklyn West Coasters

The Brooklyn "You Probably Haven't Heard of Us Yet Because We're Like Under the Radar, but We're Like Turning Into a Pretty Big Deal"s

SoundWave (#21,078)

The Brooklyn New Other Team New York That Nobody Cares About

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