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15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team
Jim Behrle tweets at @behrle for your possible amusement.
In case you can't read it, the one after "Trend Pieces" says "Mafia" in Russian.
@Niko Bellic Shhh! My ability to read Cyrillic is the one useless skill I have left to lord over people.
@Clarence Rosario Dammit I thought it said "Mayonnaise".
The Brooklyn Irony is a shoo-in. The only meta-ironic basketball team name in the NBA.
What's wrong with Nets? Nets is a nice name. I mean, there's a net hanging from the hoop, so, therefore Nets. Don't mess with a good thing.
@kneetoe but the Nets are a terrible thing?
@kneetoe How about Balls? People like balls.
@My Number Is My Address ahhhh, yes, my alma mater: http://www.risdbasketball.com/ and yes, that really is on their jerseys.
@liznieve Damned RISD! Always one step ahead.
@kneetoe and there's 2 balls in the net! Delightful. Also the store has a hat for The Nads that will be mine, oh yes.
I'm pulling for the Brooklyn Brewery.
I don't care what the name is, as long as they wear old-school Converse high tops.
@HiredGoons: and jorts, obviously. The bball jerseys are already trending so they're fine.
@HiredGoons Brook Lopez in Daisy Dukes? How do I get season tickets?!
@HiredGoons
The NY Knicks just drafted this guy from KY:
http://jorts55.com/
The Knickerbockers are now the NBA team for all your Denim Shorts needs.
The Brooklyn Twee
@RonMwangaguhunga: The CSAs.
@HiredGoons The Co-Ops.
@RonMwangaguhunga The Artisanal Vodkas
@C_Webb : I'd say stick with the classics — the Brooklyn Hipsters.
Or they could play counterpoint to the Miami Heat and be the Brooklyn Cool.
Also, the Brooklyn Small Batch Organic Fair Trade Artisinal Espressos.
@collier Actually, I'm going to change my mind and go with The Artisanal Bitters.
The Brooklyn Ellipses
The Wes Andersons? The Organics? The Locavores? The Pour-Overs? The Bugaboos?
The Brooklyn You Think You're Too Good For Us, Spike Lee?!
Gentrifiers. The Brooklyn Gentrifiers.
@City_Dater The Brooklyn Whiteys.
The Brooklyn Privilege.
The Brooklyn Deckers
WAAaAAAAaaaaaARRRRRRIOOOOOORRrrrrsssss come out to plaaaaaaaayyyyyy ayyyyyyyy
The Brooklyn Bridge.
The Brooklyn Queens
@espelette of Anaheim
The Safran-Foers, The Lethems, The Brooklyn Flea
The Eminent Domains.
The Brooklyn Heights.
The Self-Employed
"The Smugs"
so Cupcakes are over already, huh?
The Brooklyn Picklebacks.
Those Brooklyn Stairs. Because the only thing I know about Brooklyn I learned from Ze Frank.
The Brooklyn Bored?
Brooklyn Colorways.
BTW, Berhle, using "Game Misconduct" for non-hockey posts? You are relieved of duty.
The Vassars.
The Dodgers.
The Basketwhats? and/or The Whatsketballs?
The Jerseys.
Brooklyn Deckers
The mascot is a double-decker bus. Do not acknowledge the swimsuit model.
How incredibly caucasiacentric this all is.
Brooklyn Beards. Game over.
You forgot the obvious one: The Brooklyn Nyets.
The Brooklyn Memes
The Brooklyn Knights !!!!!!!
The Brooklyn Mehs.
Whooptie-damn-doo, motherfuckers.
–Derrick Coleman
The Boards of Flatbush
Brooklyn West Coasters
The Brooklyn "You Probably Haven't Heard of Us Yet Because We're Like Under the Radar, but We're Like Turning Into a Pretty Big Deal"s
The Brooklyn New Other Team New York That Nobody Cares About