I suppose when a man has been struck by lightning six times it is only logical to ask him if he has any idea why it happens so frequently, but it still kind of feels like blaming the victim a little. [Related]
Thursday, June 30, 2011
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Maybe he should stop wearing that short skirt made of copper.
"Why did you break your leg, you yourself?"
Uh, I think you mean "[Related]," dude.
I can't believe that after 6 strikes he still hasn't been able to get back to the future.
Also, is it truly "ironic" to wind up at the same hospital you've been to due to previously being struck by lightning? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.
@Nrbelex : It is ironic that he's a lightning rod for controversy.
@NotAndersonCooper I so wanted his name to be Rod.
"How does it feel to be hated by God? Are there any other negative consequences, or is it just the lightning? Can the rest of us, those who aren't continuously being struck by lightning, safely expect to make it to heaven?"
His (fake) teeth look spectacular though.
"Fuck, I just had my seventh GREAT IDE . . . "
Eeew eeew eeeeeeeew Alex warn us about the nasty feet, you big jerk!!!
@jolie Those feet belong on a cigarette pack.