Are you following tennis great Novak Djokovic on the Internets? He has been documenting his attempt to get with a squirrel for days. This is how you prepare for Wimbledon quarterfinals.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
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Don't care about the squirrel. He fucking slays.
One of his next tweets was about bbq and I was all nooooooooooooo.
Mmmmm, cevapcici.
Any squirrel that got that close to me might not live to regret it. F'ing bushy-tailed rats.