Friday, June 10th, 2011
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Knifecrime Island Municipality Unprepared For Zombie Attack

To Britain: "A city council has been forced to admit it has no plans to deal with a zombie invasion. A 'concerned citizen' used freedom of information laws to reveal what plans Leicester City Council had to deal with a Dawn of the Dead-style attack. Amused by the request, the council had to admit no such plans existed."

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Werner Hedgehog (#11,170)

I am more concerned about our unpreparedness for the return of the Great Old Ones. Does the Leicester City Council recommend we worship them, becoming abominations ourselves, or just give up and resign ourselves to being devoured?

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