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It's… Matchmakering!
Now the Internet has everything: please welcome Matchmakering! It's the website that lets you pair off your Facebook friends! It's like, hmm, Chatroulette meets eHarmony meets total laziness.
I know someone on Facebook who's friends with Jodie Sweetin and Edie McClurg. DATE PLEASE.
If Groupon gets in on this, well… thing could get a little 'blue.'
Fuck pairing them off.
How do I get them to murder each other for my amusement?
@saythatscool Call in some crows. Their facial recognition technology is apparently excellent.