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"A brand-new State Police helicopter was Gov. Chris Christie’s ride of choice yesterday as he traveled to and from his son’s baseball game in Bergen County. His office won’t say where he came from or where he went afterward. But about an hour and 10 minutes after leaving the game, Christie arrived, by car, at the governor’s mansion in Princeton to meet with a group of Iowa businessmen trying to recruit him for a presidential run."
Incredible. I assumed it would take two helicopters to get Chris Christie anywhere.
@boyofdestiny The chopper was inside a C-130.
"He then made his way through the side door of the governors mansion via state issued Hoveround™."
Because he's fat.
@Natzzzzzz Now he's free to see the world.
There once was a man from Drumthwacket…
@keisertroll …who couldn't fit into his jacket…
@boyofdestiny But he cheered on his kid
No matter what the boy did
When he played right field for the Katz's Delicatessen Home of the Pastrami Nightmare Dodgers. Acket.
@Krugmanic Depressive: Something something "pack it."
Just as long as he's not wasting money on those blood-sucking teachers.
@BadUncle No shit. How conservative of him.
"Christie left the helicopter and got into a black car with tinted windows that drove him about 100 yards to the baseball field."
Whoa.
@hman: Pro.
Fat jokes aside, I'm seriously hoping my beloved Gov does run, just so I can laugh when Obama handily carries New Jersey again.
Dunno about Bergen County, but if that copter of his buzzes Brooklyn, I'm pretty sure we have permission to shoot it down.
@C_Webb: That's a bunker buster waiting to happen.
@NotAndersonCooper: In my bunker right now, waiting for the tornado. (And by "bunker" I mean "basement apartment. I've got bacon and beer, I can outlast anything.)
I live kind of near the Santa Monica airport, so I hear the Goodyear blimp come in to land in the evenings. It sounds about how you'd think (if you think that it sounds like the longest fart ever).
Just a single step…