Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Enormous Schmuck Quits Job

Anthony Weiner gave a press conference in which he quit his job in Congress: "and most importantly I can continue to heal from the damage I have caused" is something that he said, and well, okay? Wait, what? So long and good luck. See you in your new job on MSNBC soon most likely. Blech.

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deepomega (#1,720)

The end! No moral!

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

@deepomega No moral? So it's still cool to distribute dick pics? ::Send::

deepomega (#1,720)

@boyofdestiny *sext me

Van Buren Boy (#1,233)

Meanwhile David "Diaperman" Vitter is still he office. This is a guy who twice called prostitutes while House votes were in progress and is in favor of the government legislating one's personal life (therefore making his personal life fair game). Oh, and the proprieter of the prostitution ring killed herself.

Sure, Weiner may be a bit of a dick (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) and ineffective in office but he's nothing compared to this asshole. Time to get a drink.

tomme (#4,473)

@Van Buren Boy Not to mention how long it took Pelosi et al to get all self-righteous about William Jefferson having stacks of cash in his freezer. They let him hang around for, what, a few years?

MythReindeer (#5,553)

@Van Buren Boy @tomme Aahh, yes, Louisiana legislators. Makes a boy proud of his home state.

miss olsen (#10,483)

A cringe-making line for sure, but he repeated it after the cameras panned over to the heckler, and I thought the first time he said it it was "so my wife and I can heal"? A slightly more appropriate sentiment, maybe? Or possibly not, who knows.

saythatscool (#101)

I think it was more of a shvantz, no?

@saythatscool Or a schmeckle?

semiserious (#2,430)

I could see Fox News pairing him with Alan Grayson for a show in the interest of being Fair & Balanced (but really just to reinforce their viewer's beliefs that all liberal and horrible and arrogant).

semiserious (#2,430)

@semiserious It would be like their Jersey Shore.

caw_caw (#5,641)

This fall on MSNBC: The Weiner Power Hour

MythReindeer (#5,553)

@caw_caw He takes a cock shot every minute for an hour?

sigerson (#179)

MSNBC? Nah. More likely he will end up on the 9pm hour of CurrentTV, right after Keith but before the 10pm "Talking Points Memo Hour".

ShanghaiLil (#260)

See you all next week for another exciting episode of "Shirley Jackson's THE LOTTERY."

joem3lt (#14,038)

he just honestly made the press and other people think that he's really sorry about it to give it all up..

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

Area drunkard was shouting observations on this story in front of my local bodega, and I had nothing to add to that. Give me something harde… erm… more complicated to talk about!

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