Is this Germany's prettiest cow? Sure, why the hell not.
Ah, so anorexia isn't exclusive to human beauty contests?
It's a little veiny. (ewww, I don't like that word.)
Aww, Germans are so funny!
As a granddaughter of ranchers, I totally get this. My photos from vacations home are mostly of pretty, pretty cows and their calves.
Pippa came in second.
I was ruminating on making some kind of cow-related joke, but decided against it.
Also : the first and only time I ever went to a state fair thing, they had real actual dairy cows and I guess beef cows? (beeves?) and you could get right up next to them and pet them and stuff. Cows had previously only been distant slow-moving dots in a field for me. You guys, they are SODDING ENORMOUS. Seriously, cows are big as FUCK.
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