Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States: "The man knows how to shake a hand! He gave great eye contact, with an enviable grip. Firm around the edges and soft in the middle, if that's even possible. And he doesn't appear to 'shake' your hand, but it does move, in a soft sway. Then it's over."
The "firm around the edges and soft in the middle" combo is either very favorable or very unfavorable. Examples…
I will not make mutual masturbation jokes about the leader of the free world.I will not make mutual masturbation jokes about the leader of the free world.I will not make mutual masturbation jokes about the leader of the free world.I will not make mutual masturbation jokes about the leader of the free world.I will not make mutual masturbation jokes about the leader of the free world.
He shakes hands like H&H makes a bagel?
@BadUncle something something M&Ms, something.
@BadUncle Mitt Romney, meanwhile, does it like a handful of lox.