Here's an old joke: A newly married couple, on their wedding night, have just consummated their bond. As they lie back in pleasured exhaustion, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Darling, that was wonderful. But I know that men and women have different degrees of desire when it comes to being intimate, and I never want you to feel any sort of pressure in that area. So here's what I'm proposing: If the evening comes and you feel like making love, pull on my penis once. Should you not feel like making love, pull on my penis a hundred times."