Balk: So, and this will never happen but I want someone to match all the silhouettes in the Mail and Sun to the actual photos they are based on.
Choire: Whoa. “ONE of Britain’s top bloggers caused chaos on Twitter yesterday after appearing to link more than a dozen celebrities to gagging orders.”
Balk: But I wouldn’t even know who to start with on that.
Choire: I don’t even know how to find what blogger they’re talking about!
Balk: It’s Guido Fawkes.
Choire: Huh. Okay, but I’m confused….
Choire: Oh no, not Annie! Well, hmm, this is like reading a foreign language.
Choire: Literally this is impenetrable to me!
Choire: I never said I was bright. So wait. There’s a gag order about what?
Balk: Oh. It’s more about who HAS the gag orders out.
Choire: … Regarding?
Balk: They are all privacy claims.
Balk: “Slept with hooker,” “had affair with,” etc.
Choire: Annnnnd? Oh God, am I stupid? SOME DAY THE GUARDIAN WILL EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
Balk: Basically, one or more papers was going to report on these stories, but before they could the celeb in question got a prior restraint.
Choire: Ohhh! So there were a number of stories, and then these people went to the courts… and everything died.
Balk: Right. So the papers all know who did what to who but can’t name names.
Balk: Which is unfortunate for the prostitutes who want to sell their stories to the tabs.
Choire: So much for Nick Denton’s romanticization of the English newsroom!
Balk: I’m not sure how I feel about this take, but it does explain a lot.
Choire: Yow! What happened to the days when people just got to have hot sex with footballers and then go on with their lives?
Balk: I blame our “everyone’s a celebrity” culture.