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"Cheney was a dick in several ways. He was always late, 15 min at least. He never saluted except in one occasion when there was mass publicity. He was always grouchy and left a mess in the helicopter. Also, part of our job was making sure the back of the plane was stocked with snacks and whatnot and he would take every packet of peanuts he could find! I even tested it one time and I put 12 packs, 12!, in the back…all gone." [Via]
The saluting business is some bullshit that Reagan started. Saluting is what you do in the military when you encounter a superior officer. It's not for civilians (unless you're Doc Severinsen). That's why we stand with our hands on our hearts during the national anthem. That's the civilian version of a salute, although it would look pretty dumb for Cheney to put his hand on his heart when he's getting on a helicopter.
Left a mess in the helicopter!
@mathnet I know, right? I think we know what that means! (If you don't know what it means, it means some more lackey had to shovel up Cheney scat.)
@jfruh someone should have rubbed his nose in it.
Or the fresh brains of newborn babies.
Steals peanuts, shoots friend in face, plots Deepwater Horizon explosion to make Obama look bad. Are any of these true?
Anyone else remember the John Kerry ate my pizza story?
This image rehabilitation push won't fool me. Whenever he left the helicopter he really left behind the stench of burnt flesh and brimstone.
"In addition to maintaining tactical snack supplies, Crew Chief's responsibilities include ensuring that men's lavatory is fully stocked with replicas of the U.S. Constitution for sanitary wiping."