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UK Press Struggling to be Free, One Affair at a Time
They're just ungagging the press right and left over there in Ye Olde England! Now? "Gordon Ramsay’s father-in-law has lost a legal battle to stop the press revealing he has two love children with his mistress." Oh golly! Love children! Children of love. Unlike all those other nasty children of hate.
Let's be real here, it is damaging to Gordon Ramsey's reputation for people to find out he is capable of love.
I'm enjoying a love sandwich right now.
@NotAndersonCooper and I just had a hate sandwich and it was so wrong it was right.
Baby Mamas make love children. Baby Daddies make bastards.
"Love-" seems an appropriate modifier to mean "outside of marriage."
@DoctorDisaster I hear you can't get pregnant from hate-fucking.
As with most things, we can blame this on Diana Ross.
I have yet to go to the Daily Mail's website and find anything written about Children of Knifecrime and/or Glassing. GET ON IT, BRITAIN.
It's better than little bastards.