Tuesday, May 24th, 2011
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UK Press Struggling to be Free, One Affair at a Time

They're just ungagging the press right and left over there in Ye Olde England! Now? "Gordon Ramsay’s father-in-law has lost a legal battle to stop the press revealing he has two love children with his mistress." Oh golly! Love children! Children of love. Unlike all those other nasty children of hate.

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cory dodt@twitter (#12,071)

Let's be real here, it is damaging to Gordon Ramsey's reputation for people to find out he is capable of love.

I'm enjoying a love sandwich right now.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

@NotAndersonCooper and I just had a hate sandwich and it was so wrong it was right.

dado (#102)

Baby Mamas make love children. Baby Daddies make bastards.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

"Love-" seems an appropriate modifier to mean "outside of marriage."

Balthazar (#7,006)

@DoctorDisaster I hear you can't get pregnant from hate-fucking.

zoom (#10,138)

As with most things, we can blame this on Diana Ross.

lbf (#2,343)

I have yet to go to the Daily Mail's website and find anything written about Children of Knifecrime and/or Glassing. GET ON IT, BRITAIN.

grandpa27 (#804)

It's better than little bastards.

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