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The Secret Of Pippa Middleton
The ass of Pippa Middleton
The secrets it could share
How did it get so pert and tight,
That shapely derriere?
Those supple and rewarding cheeks—
So perfect for a squeeze—
Are actually the product of
Regular Pilates
That ass requires weekly class
In flexibility
From muscle tone to breathing tips
They're all necessity
Her sessions are at morning time
Or sometimes in the eve
But either way it all supports
that majestical cleave
So should you want a butt like hers
No workouts may you shirk
The ass of Pippa Middleton
Requires a lot of work
Miss Dickinson enjoys large rumps, of this she cannot lie. There's nothing she would rather see below our painted sky.
Does everyone know the Emily Dickinson/"Gilligan's Island" trick?
@Setec Astrology I know it as the "Yellow Rose of Texas" trick.
@Alex Balk YES! And I can never not hear it.
@Setec Astrology I thought it was The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner?
@Clarence Rosario Also "Stairway to Heaven" trick
@Setec Astrology See also: Amazing Grace, House of the Rising Sun.
@Setec Astrology I really don't know what y'all are talking about and don't explain it, please.
@Setec Astrology See also Frost's "Stopping by Woods …" and The Tango.
@Annie K.: In the words of Oyster Bay's Billy Joel, Pr-pr-pr-pr-prosody!
Pippa's ass, it must be said
It is truly ace
Pippa's ass, though it may try
Cannot make up for the face
@IBentMyWookie Needs metric work, but otherwise a hit!
@IBentMyWookie u mad
@Matt I leave it to the fellas
To accuse me of being jealous
But you should only give your thanks
To the fine company that makes her Spanx
@IBentMyWookie my parents try to put me down
just because fine ham abounds
Sadly for her face
The efforts she endures.
Can not correct a look
Suited better for all fours.
@NotAndersonCooper
The fact that Pippa's arse is great
Could not be subject to debate
Oh! supple curves, what pleasing jut
But her butterface trumps her butt.
What isn't seen
Would make you gasp
You best enshroud
That hairy ass
Burma Shave.
That luscious rump
Fit for a queen
But how to shape
Her nether's mien?
Burma Shave.
As far as British asses go
Pippa's wins, the lasses know.
As for the lads, it's quite clear:
Russel Brand's made it a career.
Pippa's butt: a melon
Ripe, succulent, slightly moist;
A fruity booty
@zorica
Beside the white
chickens
Shall I compare thy arse to a summer's day?
It be more lovely and more toned
Rough workouts do shape the darling bums of May
@LondonLee There's a divinity that shapes her end
And all the white people stand and cheer
An ass I'm not convinced is there
Oh, hallowed derriere
Appear!
Appear!
Appear!
This was a great Oxen of the Sun. Now do Ithaca!