Wednesday, May 11th, 2011
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Meet The Best Dentist Ever


You know, some people consider Texas to be a barren, heartless prison of stunted humanity and cultural illiteracy. To them it is a symbol of the worst American values; a place where ignorance is prized, rapacity lauded, the least fortunate scorned and abandoned, plus even the babies are packing heat. On the other hand, there is a dentist there who serves wine and beer. So it can't be all bad. [WARNING: Includes standard local news punnery.]

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El Matardillo (#586)

Texas. The other white meat.

Daniel Roberts (#10,861)

Not only the punnery, but she also says the doc's last name is Herzog (twice, so you have to assume that's correct) but the text reads: Herzig

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Just say N2O.

I'm in, even if it means I'll have to drive 3.5 hrs. twice a year to get my teeth cleaned.

Matt (#26)

If you want to call Michelob Ultra and Corona Light "beer," sure.

El Matardillo (#586)

@Matt Correct.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

"Whitening Procedures"

Art Yucko (#1,321)

A dentist that doesn't drink and doesn't golf oughtta make your teeth tingle with suspicion.

On a serious note, I went to FLOSS Dental when I lived in Dallas and absolutely loved them. They made going to the dentist as pleasurable as it can be. I've yet to find a dentist here in NYC who compares.

SourCapote (#4,872)

the hair!

Matt Cornell (#8,797)

Skip the booze. Give me the nitrous!

JessieH (#12,252)

I can promise you that the only true things up there about Texas are the babies packing heat and the boozy dentists. (Although this is Austin and we are kind of the redheaded stepchild of the state.) We really have boozy everything. Boutiques, hair places, dentists all offer beer. It's a beautiful thing.

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