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Malignant, Intoxicated Fowl Forgetting How To Fly
Well, the Rapture didn't happen, but this did: "'Evil' drunk birds are falling from the sky in Darwin." Yes.
Photo by RaeA, from Flickr.
I much prefer birds who are nasty drunks to the ones who get all hammered and then hit on you.
"I know they're not popular. They're lovely pets, but evil when wild," he added.
Like me!
The ol' Fire and Brimstone Canaries trick.
There is evil in our own sky right now. Gray gray go away.
But are they angry? That seems to be the big avian question these days.
The drunk birds I see are usually the ones with their knickers around their ankles in front of the toffee shop at 4 AM. Cheerio, and other pun-reinforcing Anglicisms!
@Gef the Talking Mongoose: Also, the tropical avian in the picture is called a "lorikeet."
Spirit animal.
They should just stagger into the cockpits of our commercial airliners. Stupid birds!