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Jew Really Digs Asians
I don't know much about the special election for California's 36th Congressional District, but I do know that candidate Dan Adler loves Chinese food. He must, he's Jewish. It's like a law or something. Also, THIS AD IS AMAZING. [Via]
"Some of my best wives are Asian."
(Amazing is right. That add is very, very amazing.)
DAT CLAVICLE TAT
Hahaha, this is basically my four years of college in 30 seconds.
I'm going to move there and vote against this guy. I'm a white man! (Oh, wait, I'm also a fag!)
I am sure the Korean lady had very different opinion back during the LA Riots.
Dale Peterson, you have been topped.
"WASSA MECH?!" is going to be my new favorite saying that I only say in my head because, you know.
@jolie YES. And ditto. It's already supplanted "do she?" in my head.
The best part is when he laughed uncomfortably, just like he would have in real life!
@jfruh: HA. He's after the voters who are sick of politicians who can smile and laugh on demand.
"We need more Calgon!"
Sean "Samwise Gamgee" Astin is his campaign manager. True fact!
@brilliantmistake Shut up. My goonies boyfriend?
See also, this.
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?