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Do You Think Guy Ritchie Regrets His Adult Circumcision?
Madonna's done a lot in this world but one of the most radical changes she's made is to the character of her former husband: she “keeps a kosher home, she observes Shabbat, she circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised," reports one of her sort of spiritual advisers. That is one of those things that, after a divorce, you probably look back upon with a wide range of emotions.
Look down upon, you mean.
Along with the aerodynamic clipped hair, this makes him speedy and efficient on the pitch.
Justify My Love Glove
I would like to have my ex-husband circumcised. Again.
@C_Webb- I hear Michael J. Fox's services are available.
Her clothing line's name will now be Mohel Gohel.
Lock, Stock and and Two Round-Headed Barrels.
@BadUncle- Desperately Seeking Sutures
I bet he was punching bags for daaaaays….
Snatch (Your Foreskin)
I think he probably still regrets Swept Away more.
Upside: He probably gets more blow jobs these days.
Upside: He probably gets more blow jobs these days.
Upside: He probably gets more blow jobs these days.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish???
@davetar 3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
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How do you pay a circumcision doctor? He only takes tips.
@dado
It must create a terrible temptation for a young doctor in a hurry to get ahead.
Pussy
whHey. Hey guys? Can we all learn to close our tags? It's hard to make fun of Balk when he does it when everyone does it. Thanks in advance.
I can't be the only gal here wondering if the sex was better (for her) before or after.
@jolie I'm guessing it didn't make a difference (to her)? Which makes the whole thing even worse.
@jolie I dated a guy for a while who chose to get it done as an adult, so I got to experience it both ways. For me personally I preferred the "after".
@I've been there – Then you're just a monster, FYI.
I'll give you my foreskin when you pry it from my cold, dead cock.
"Bring me the foreskins of 1,000 Philistines."
Castrating bitch. Well, not quite.
You know who else didn't close tags? Htmler.