Tuesday, May 10th, 2011

Australians Terrified By Man's Spiky Hair

To Prison Island, where an Australian rules football player was recently removed from the field "'because his hair was too dangerous' and might have poked another player in the eye." Nathan Van Someren was sent off during the third quarter after an umpire decided that his gelled mohawk represented too much of a threat to other players.


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Matt (#26)

There really was No Future after all.

deepomega (#1,720)

To be fair, he had titanium-tipped hair implants.

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