Arnold Schwarzenegger So Far
Spawned by a stern former Nazi Sturmabteilunger who disliked him and believed that he was someone else's son, Arnold Schwarzenegger spent years torturing his body into an exaggerated caricature. This expression of dysmorphia led him on a path to riches in America's film industry, much as dysmorphic expressions of emaciation do for women. After accumulating tens of millions of dollars, it seemed a convenient parlay of attention and cash into running the whole state in which the film industry resided, and he announced his campaign for governor of California on the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
To this day, no one knows how tall he is.
In 1986, two years after the release of The Terminator, he married Maria Owings Shriver, a niece of John F. Kennedy who was a "CBS Morning News" reporter at the time. (Of Schwarzenegger, the Times wrote that his "father was a policeman" in their brief wedding announcement.)
The two were introduced by Tom Brokaw. She retired from her career while he was in office, to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest, and surely influenced his slow drift leftward throughout his two terms of as governor. When Schwarzenegger took office, not long after six women came forward to complain about unwanted touching, he immediately began accumulating debt on behalf of the state. As his term went on, he most often commuted to Sacramento from Brentwood in his Gulfstream.
In 2009, the state faced a nearly $25 billion budget gap. When he left office at the end of last year, the state of California had nearly $78 billion in outstanding bonds, and its debt payments are now more than $6 billion a year. Now, with California under new management that is currently attempting to close a $15 billion budget shortfall, Schwarzenegger's marriage is ending.
The former governor is currently committed to three film productions. He is 63.






He is 5'10" or 5'11". I am 6'2" on a good day if I drink lots of water and stretch before breakfast. I came face to face with Arnold when I was working as a waiter/bartender at a Kennedy wedding in Newport, RI in the early 1990s. As a skinny 19 year old kid, it pleased me immensely to learn first-hand that I stood taller than the Terminator.
It should come as no surprise that aside from Jackie O, he was the most well-mannered guest in attendance.
Please to write post about this ASAP?
@C_Webb It was actually pretty dull. Most of the guests were drinking vodka and soda, which they called a Betsy Ross. I had not heard it called that before and have not heard it since. At one point I overheard a woman scold another for slowing her alcohol consumption, "What kind of a Kennedy are you?"
Ask not?
There broken glass, but no rape from what I remember. Ted Kennedy sent a minion to get his drinks from the bar. Over the subsequent years I worked several events attended by Ted, and this turned out to be his regular practice after the William Kennedy Smith trial. He didn't want to be seen or photographed standing in front of a bar.
this made my day, and it's not even noon.
Choire, you left out his 1973 appearance on The Dating Game: [www.youtube.com]
In the end, Pumping Iron will be considered his best work. "You look weak, Lou."
@dntsqzthchrmn "Arnold has spaghetti arms!"
2010, humorist.
I'm pretty upset that there is no mention of his important work forging Batman lore in this obituary.
@Matt: Chill out.
@Matt True. It would have been an ice touch to note that important part of his oeuvre.
Oh, I see I've started a cool party!
@Matt: I heard that Arnold "Let her go."
Shit, wrong movie.
@lifesgrandparade: Looks like she got to the choppah.
Something something Patrick Schwarzenegger. (/shame)
Sturmabteilunger or no Sturmabteilunger, that tooth-gap would've gotten him sent straight to the camps.
and the people of california (at least this one) loathe him beyond measure, can't believe he got elected in the midst of a flurry of sexual harassment allegations, and hope all his movie deals from now until forever fall through in an embarrassing way.
@abbyjean" fall through in an embarrassing way." = theatrical release.
I always found Arnold sleazy — all beef liver extract and protein drinks and gaudy rings with semiprecious stones — but crawling back to Hollywood at his age after being the Governor of California is just sad. It's like when Don Johnson went back to Barbara Streisand after breaking up with Melanie Griffith that time.
Also — I have it on good authority that Arnold Schwarzenegger sweats beef broth
Torturing my body into an exaggerated caricature is the only way I can get off.